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25 Ways to Relieve Stress!!! Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. When someone
says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans. Make a list of things to do that you have already done. Dance
naked in front of your pets. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals. Tape pictures of you boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it
to your boss's wife. Pay your electric bill in pennies. Drive to work in reverse. Find out what a frog in a blender
really looks like. Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled
egg. Polish your car with earwax. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages. Start a nasty
rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. Braid the hairs in each nostril. Write a short story
using alphabet soup. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail. Make a language up and
ask people for directions in it. (Bonus : Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.)
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Quick Ways To Relieve Job Stress
Stretch away your stress!
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